Yes, I'm bored...

Signs of haze getting REALLY bad :

1. Smokers no longer spend money on cigarettes, they just sit outside for one good hour and take deep breaths.
2. You're search frantically for the theme park, at the same time wondering why it is so hot in your jacket.
3. Your roommate enters the room and you wonder if he's hiding a smoked BBQ pigeon under his clothes.
4. Fire alarm goes off every 5 minutes and nobody seems to care.
   
5. You take a bath, comes out of the bathroom and immediately goes back into the bathroom to bathe again.
6. Everyday you see dead birds all over the ground where a tree is nearby.

These are probably the signs you observe when you're either in Malaysia or Singapore. I shudder at the things that I might be seeing in Indonesia.